aduhm:

Ahaaahaahaaahaa

(via stylishqueer)

asker

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

mommasbabybratt:

Seriously this needs to go back around. 

Damn I’m pretty fucking sexy ;)

mommasbabybratt:

Seriously this needs to go back around.

Damn I’m pretty fucking sexy ;)

mommasbabybratt:

new hair cut - what do you guys think?

mommasbabybratt:

Hey Hey.

mommasbabybratt:

Hey Hey.

mommasbabybratt:

femmevengeance:

do you love this shit?
are you high right now?


my chick bad,

badder, badder than yours -

Goddamn!!!

Damn this could be us bae!!!!!!!!

Damn this could be us bae!!!!!!!!

(via mommasbabybratt)

mommasbabybratt:

femmevengeance:

Perfect lil baby

My shirt. My girl. Y’all aint got shit on this.

mommasbabybratt:

femmevengeance:

Perfect lil baby

My shirt.
My girl.

Y’all aint got shit on this.

mommasbabybratt:

mommasbabybratt:

Drunken bathroom birthday possssts

BOOSTING BECAUSE:
1.) I’m sexy AF, you wish I was your baby boy.
2.) It’s the only picture I took of my 24th birthday (one week ago)
3.) I’m  FUCKING DRUNK. and I rarely drink now a days 

So seriously guys, step it up please? <333

mommasbabybratt:

mommasbabybratt:

Drunken bathroom birthday possssts

BOOSTING BECAUSE:

1.) I’m sexy AF, you wish I was your baby boy.

2.) It’s the only picture I took of my 24th birthday (one week ago)

3.) I’m  FUCKING DRUNK. and I rarely drink now a days 

So seriously guys, step it up please? <333

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

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